Heather and the apple sauce accident

hey people what up its soccerchic here with once again another funny story. OK people this story is about my bestest best best best friend ever, Heather. this story takes place from when i was in 4th grade. OK heather and i were sitting at the lunch table in 4th grade when this happened. we were having apple sauce(and some other stuff) for lunch. OK u people have got to understand that Heather does really good animal impressions. We were sitting at the lunch table and she was doing her impressions when i told her to do her horse impression. I had just lifted up my spoon and put some apple sauce in my mouth when she started to do her horse impression. here's what happened when she did her horse impression, she hiccuped, burped, and did the impression all at the same time. I started to laugh, and,boom, out came the apple sauce. the apple sauce covered her from her head to her waste. It was so funny, i busted up laughing. she was a little mad at first, but then she started to laugh too. Well hope u guys liked my story, oh and Heather(who was sitting right next to me while I wrote this story) says hi. Thanks for reading!!!
sincerely,
soccerchic

amber

hey people what up its me soccerchic, coming at you with a new story once again. this story is about my delusional friend amber. she has some funny moments but i i will tell u people what happened last night,Saturday the 15. OK me and her were getting ready to watch a movie so we were making popcorn. well we got some drinks to go with our popcorn and i got the popcorn out of the bag and put it in a container and put the lid on it. we were getting ready to go watch the movie , but we had stopped in the kitchen because she was doing some stupid face thing and i put my drink on top of the popcorn container i was holding. all the sudden the drink slides off and hits her in the foot and she falls on the floor.she started laughing and saying owe at the same time, meanwhile i was busting up laughing at her. oh yeah and while I'm write this story, I'm sitting here laughing again. thanks for reading, hope you people liked it.
sincerely,
soccerchic

Soccer Tales

hey people its me soccerchic here with your daily funny story. before i tell my funny story for the day i just want to say that some days i probably won't write in my blog if i don't just keep me posted i will write eventually, the two most common days i won't write will be Saturday and Sunday and sometimes Friday. OK my funny story for the is going to start a series, if you people see the title soccer tales you will know that it is time for another soccer funny story. i will do these often. OK my first story is about me since it is the first of the series. OK my soccer practices are on Monday nights,(i play at a YMCA), and me and my best friend from soccer,Naomi,were on defense witch is the position we play on the field(for those of you who don't play soccer we are the people that protect the goal[witch means keep the ball from going in the net, to make it more specific.]). we were just back by the net goofing off as usual, when they other people on my team,(witch you will be hearing more about also) who were playing offense(the people who try to shoot the ball in the other team's net) started to come down the field with the ball. i ran up to kick the and,whoosh, i kicked and i missed it so funny i wasn't embarrassed!!so there is you people's funny story of the day from http://www.soccerchic-funnythings.blogspot.com/. thanks for reading(oh and don't forget to post a comment).
sincerely,
soccechic

colin

ok people its me soccerchic and i have another funny story for you. there is a guy in my class in school who told me this story about himself. here it is: one night while his family and his girlfriends family were hanging out at her house something strange happened.
him and her were talking and she got up and left, 10 minutes later he goes up stairs to see what she was doing.he went up stairs and opened the door and there she was standing naked getting ready to get in the shower. at the same time he said holy crap and she screamed. he went down stairs where the parents where and told her mom he was so sorry. he said that her dad started to laugh. it was so funny when he told us that story!! so there is your funny story for now people, hope you liked it .
sincerely,
soccerchic